I take to social gatherings like a young bird to flight. Witty jokes,  slapstick, goofy, subject of laughter, yes i'm all that. An entertainer  par exellence, an orchestrator of complete madness. I go by several  names, "The Pompous Fool", "The Inabbrieated Comedain", "The Harbringer  of Laughter" , " The Guy you Insult and feel better". All that. Sort of  makes me feel like a star. Makes me feel loved. Imagine, the practical  joker that chokes on his own jokes. Funny sight, that. I observe how  people treat me. Like once i heard about me " call him up, and don't  take no for an answer, he's jobless anyways" or the other time "you have  to hear that guy, he exaggarates so much its funny how he makes an ass  out of himself". I say to myself "hypocrites". Laughing away all your  sorrows at my expense and then this ? Haha. You bloody vermin. Those who  judge, those who pass comment, those who question upbringing. All those  hiding under the shield of a bond that you pretend exists. The lot of  you scum, that would dare question me and my actions after all that i  have done for you. For all the times, i made a fool of myself just to  turn the frown on your tainted face upside down. To those who thought  they could judge me: you blundering two faced godforsaken lumps of lard.  Cowards.                      
So, here i sit amongst you. Fuelled by rage, armoured with hatred and thirsty for vengeance. I stare into your eyes, and see the core of your being shiver. And you call yourself comrades ? You nasty back stabbing little pricks. With a cold laughter, and another joke i let the dust settle. My notes are made and my targets marked. To each of these vermin, shall karma be handed to in sequential cruelty. And then, the lovers. Pretenders. Conning me, teasing my endurance. Testing my patience, which now hangs by a loose thread. As i am close to snapping, i get up. The glass is empty. Its time to go home. Home: Where doubters complete my rage. If you thought you knew me, well well, what do you know!and hey, I almost forgot: Happy friendship day! (belated)
So, here i sit amongst you. Fuelled by rage, armoured with hatred and thirsty for vengeance. I stare into your eyes, and see the core of your being shiver. And you call yourself comrades ? You nasty back stabbing little pricks. With a cold laughter, and another joke i let the dust settle. My notes are made and my targets marked. To each of these vermin, shall karma be handed to in sequential cruelty. And then, the lovers. Pretenders. Conning me, teasing my endurance. Testing my patience, which now hangs by a loose thread. As i am close to snapping, i get up. The glass is empty. Its time to go home. Home: Where doubters complete my rage. If you thought you knew me, well well, what do you know!and hey, I almost forgot: Happy friendship day! (belated)